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Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:25 GMT

Hey, everybody, I'm going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here's a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed... ...read full story

Britney Spears gets one Frappucino closer to crazy

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:00 GMT

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just... ...read full story

Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:15 GMT

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one's surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:45 GMT

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam's no looker, I still don't get what she's doing with Lindsay who, let's face... ...read full story

Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:15 GMT

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel's ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and "Goddamn!" NY Daily News reports: "Things don't look good for them right now -- they've hit... ...read full story

Michael Jackson's final rehearsal video

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:00 GMT

Here's the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his "This Is It" tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Are Alright, I Guess

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:01 GMT

Here&os;s Kim Kardashian doing some stuff in her bikini. It&os;s Friday, and I don&os;t care to get more detailed than that. I believe for most of you it&os;s a long weekend, so why you&os;re even inside reading this when...

Marisa Miller and her Supermodel Friends Are Also Sexy

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:40 GMT

Yesterday, we brought you the pairing of Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith. Ostensibly, beauty and the beasts. Today we&os;ve got Marisa Miller and her Victoria&os;s Secret Supermodel friends further proving that any douchebag can snag a Supermodel, so long as...

Cheryl Cole: 'Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?'

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:45 GMT

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go "Aw, c'mon!" Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he'd have me strapped... ...read full story

Debbie Rowe wants the kids and restraining order against Joe Jackson

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:30 GMT

Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: "I want my children," Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation... ...read full story