Celeb News

Kylie Jenner Tweets Photo of Khloe Kardashian With Her Real Dad, Pretends It’s A Joke

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:07 GMT

Yesterday Kris Jenner thought it’d be an hilarious idea to make Kylie tweet the above photo of Khloe Kardashian with Alex Roldan the man who couldn’t more obviously be her real dad if he pulled somebody’s arms out of his socket when he loses a game goddammit my penis is lonely. Anyway, Kylie also included Read More ...

Minka Kelly Still Looks Like Minka Kelly and Other News

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:06 GMT

Posted by Photo Boy - Jenna Marbles never actually had to say a world to get famous on the Internet. - Dog the Bounty Hunter supports gay marriage now, as long as its not interracial. - Daniel Radcliffe: “Ditto, as long as we’re talking man-bush on man-bush.” - Turns out Read More ...

Kylie Bisutti: ‘Jesus Made Me Quit Victoria’s Secret’

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:02 GMT

In 2009, a then-19-year-old Kylie Bisutti beat out over 10,000 applicants to become the newest Victoria’s Secret model, yet after two years of raking in money she won’t return, she’s now decided it clashes with her Christian faith and marriage. Which I suppose would make sense if she was a recent convert and/or just got Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Beauty Will Cure AIDS Now

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:18 GMT

Proving that the best shots of her are in washed-out black and white with her boobs out, here’s Lindsay Lohan at the New York Fashion Week amFAR Gala last night because apparently Courtney Love wasn’t available as a visual aid this time, so they went with the next best thing. DINA: Great news, honey. Courtney Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:23 GMT

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been Read More ...

Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:56 GMT

And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that? I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really, really shitty Read More ...

Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:14 GMT

Apparently Taylor Swift was dating some dude Eddie Redmayne with the keyword being “was” because apparently he’s already given her the ol’ John Mayer/Jake Gyllenhaal/Joe Jonas heave-ho. So good news if you’re a fan of her music. Via Hollywood Life: Taylor and British actor Eddie Redmayne met when she auditioned to play Eponine in Les Read More ...

Emma Stone’s In A Bikini

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:47 GMT

I debated whether or not to buy these Emma Stone pics because while this would be her first bikini debut, they’re also kind of boring. But then I remembered all that statistical data I have proving you people can’t get enough of chicks like Emma Watson with the bodies of 10-year-old boys and my paycheck Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Is Sexy, Y’All

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:11 GMT

“Darn tootin’.” Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday where she walked around in torn booty shorts carrying a Starbucks per the guidebook Britney Spears wrote for her inside an old KFC bucket. Granted, it wasn’t so much a guidebook as a doodle of Grimace proposing to Britney with a Big Mac, Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson, Just Stop Talking

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:42 GMT

“Just ignore Al Gore and he’ll stop trying to light your hair on fire, brother. He’s so droll.” During the 2008 presidential election, Scarlett Johansson didn’t do Barack Obama any favors by claiming to be his e-mail buddy (She wasn’t.) and then showing up to his inauguration with her vaginal flaps aflutter, so of course Read More ...