var digesttext = "<!-- Header --><style type=\"text/css\">P.item { margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 8px; font-family: arial, helvetica, verdana, sans-serif; padding-bottom: 10px; border-bottom: 1px solid #999; line-height: 1.45em }a { color: #04E; }#items { font-size: 13px; }SPAN.description { color: #222; line-height: 1.25em }SPAN.date { color: #888; font-size: 11px; }SPAN.date A { color: #247; }SPAN.grey { color: #888; font-weight: bold; font-size: 22px; }</style><div id=\"items\"><!-- Items --><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/Rj87vdG3zDA/disprec.aspx\">Learn from your elders</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">15/08/10 17:20 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\"> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The sen..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/hVYGIs4ro6A/disprec.aspx\">What is Old?</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">20/07/10 14:09 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">\"OLD\" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, \"Let\'s go upstairs and make love,\" and you answer, \"Choose one, I can\'t do both!\" \"OLD\" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you\'re barefoot. \"OLD\" IS WHEN. A sexy babe ..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/EfIEWNGglFo/disprec.aspx\">UCLA Study</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">01/07/10 15:10 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">A study conducted by UCLA\'s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/kzQX5GZgN08/disprec.aspx\">Have You Ever Danced?</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">18/06/10 18:40 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust ..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/1MinS-uvBlo/disprec.aspx\">Poetry</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">15/06/10 17:20 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">A WOMAN\'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who\'s not a creep, One who\'s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who\'ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he\'s rich an..</span><br /></p><!-- Footer --></div><div class=\"fdpoweredby\" style=\"text-align: right; font-size: 10px; font-family: sans-serif\"><a style=\"color: #888\" href=\"http://feed.informer.com\">Powered by Feed Informer</a></div><script type=\"text/javascript\">/* <![CDATA[ */document.write(\"<img src=\'http://hits.informer.com/log.php?id=44&amp;r=\"+ Math.round(100000 * Math.random()) + \"\' />\");/* ]]> */</script><script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://208.88.226.83/log_e.php?id=TKB83KQLOU&amp;r=0.202084846210518\"></script>";
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