var digesttext = "<!-- Header --><style type=\"text/css\">P.item { margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 8px; font-family: arial, helvetica, verdana, sans-serif; padding-bottom: 10px; border-bottom: 1px solid #999; line-height: 1.45em }a { color: #04E; }#items { font-size: 13px; }SPAN.description { color: #222; line-height: 1.25em }SPAN.date { color: #888; font-size: 11px; }SPAN.date A { color: #247; }SPAN.grey { color: #888; font-weight: bold; font-size: 22px; }</style><div id=\"items\"><!-- Items --><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/waTgtloxuho/disprec.aspx\">A Real Woman</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">14/12/10 00:43 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">A real woman is a man\'s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live w..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/WlXYlaT9mPs/disprec.aspx\">Christmas Joke</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">06/12/10 16:18 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. \'In honor of this holy season\' Saint Peter said, \'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.\' The man from Nova Scotia fumbl..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/Rj87vdG3zDA/disprec.aspx\">Learn from your elders</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">15/08/10 17:20 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\"> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The sen..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/hVYGIs4ro6A/disprec.aspx\">What is Old?</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">20/07/10 14:09 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">\"OLD\" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, \"Let\'s go upstairs and make love,\" and you answer, \"Choose one, I can\'t do both!\" \"OLD\" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you\'re barefoot. \"OLD\" IS WHEN. A sexy babe ..</span><br /></p><p class=\"item\"><big><span class=\"grey\">&raquo;</span> <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MikesPlace-Jokes/~3/EfIEWNGglFo/disprec.aspx\">UCLA Study</a></big><br/><span class=\"date\">01/07/10 15:10 from <a href=\"http://www.mikemartonfi.com/\">Mike\'s Place - Jokes</a></span><br /><span class=\"description\">A study conducted by UCLA\'s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men..</span><br /></p><!-- Footer --></div><script type=\"text/javascript\">/* <![CDATA[ */document.write(\"<img style=\'display:none;\' src=\'http://hits.informer.com/log.php?id=44&amp;r=\"+ Math.round(100000 * Math.random()) + \"\' />\");/* ]]> */</script><script type=\"text/javascript\">/* <![CDATA[ */document.write(\"<img style=\'display:none;\' src=\'http://174.37.54.170:81/statistics/logging/TKB83KQLOU?type=exist&amp;r=\"+ Math.round(100000 * Math.random()) + \"\' />\");/* ]]> */</script><div class=\"fdpoweredby\" style=\"text-align: right; font-size: 10px; font-family: sans-serif\"><a style=\"color: #888\" href=\"http://feed.informer.com\" target=_blank>Powered by Feed Informer</a></div>";
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