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Phillip is going to Harry's for dinner. Bread and jam for the rest of the weekend, methinks.

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:46 GMT

is going to Harry's for dinner. Bread and jam for the rest of the weekend, methinks.

Phillip Go on then Ewart, sue Kim Swan. Let's get an unbiased legal opinion on whether you violated the Constitution, eh? Asshole. http://bit.ly/UcsuP.

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:48 GMT

Go on then Ewart, sue Kim Swan. Let's get an unbiased legal opinion on whether you violated the Constitution, eh? Asshole. http://bit.ly/UcsuP.

Phillip Cats sprayed all over Aidan's DVDs. Damn animals. Still, at least they knew better than to spray all over my DVDs.

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:45 GMT

Cats sprayed all over Aidan's DVDs. Damn animals. Still, at least they knew better than to spray all over my DVDs.

Phillip Creativity in Hollywood is officially dead. http://bit.ly/dY7WF.

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:25 GMT

Phillip "We're not free, that's why we don't understand freedom". Thaao Dill, you're a patronising idiot. http://bit.ly/fU8qg.

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:04 GMT

Phillip Clifford Maxwell, I salute what you did with the Theatre Boycott, but your ignorant comments about the recent protests against Ewart Brown risk tainting your legacy. http://bit.ly/VGVGC.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:09 GMT

Phillip Unsurprising. Wish they'd clamp illegal parkers on Par-La-Ville Road too, so that black car whose window is covered in the remnants of parking ticket adhesive (tickets doubtless all unpaid) might start giving a crap about the law too. http://bit.l

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:59 GMT

Phillip Breaking news: the sky is blue. http://bit.ly/2o4otk.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:32 GMT

Phillip Just lit a candle. Smelled like the caps I used to play with when I was a kid. Major nostalgia. Can you even buy caps in this crazy PC world in which we live today?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:29 GMT

Phillip Just rummaged around in the trash for 12 cents that I dropped in there by accident. Clearly feeling hard-up at the moment.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:22 GMT

Phillip Please don't interrogate me while cutting my hair. And if you do, and I answer in monosyllables, take the frakking hint.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:31 GMT

Phillip was enjoying his lunch in the park until a smoker went and plonked himself down upwind from him. Starting to agree with my wife that perhaps all smokers should just be shot.

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:08 GMT

Phillip knows his wife is spending too much money at Gap Online when Microsoft Money is asking him whether he wants to set it up as a recurring transaction.

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:20 GMT

Phillip is pissed off that not only is Microsoft discontinuing MS Money, I won't even be able to activate the copy I own on a new computer after January 2011. DRM FTL!

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:02 GMT

Phillip Protest over. Decent turnout, but I feel like a gnat smashing myself against a windshield.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:59 GMT

Phillip is at the protest. More people than I was expecting, but numbers are still down from last time.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:33 GMT

Phillip is going to the protest, but is worried that apathy is going to result in a poor turnout.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:22 GMT

Phillip thinks Wayne Furbert's animus for the UBP is clouding his judgement. Again. http://bit.ly/1zKKo.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:08 GMT

Phillip Foreign prisoners can't get parole here? I thought we were giving them citizenship now! http://bit.ly/XKoXT.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:58 GMT

Studio photo

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:58 GMT

Phil Wells posted a photo:

"Studio" photo, taken at school.

Phillip is delighted to hear that our Premier is one of the highest paid leaders in the world. http://bit.ly/Nf92S.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:14 GMT

Phillip loves dark, rainy mornings.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:02 GMT

Phillip Journalists everywhere: there is no such thing as a "blog site". It's just a "blog". And a forum is not a blog, either. Get your damn terminology right.

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:53 GMT

Phillip Props to Dale Butler for resigning. Premier's apology was a joke - his speech sounded anything but. And WTF is up with "I was performing an act of God"? Messianic, much?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:20 GMT

Phillip is giving up on the debate and going to bed.

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:14 GMT