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A pakistani fisherman has caught a 40 foot long whale shark. The shark weighs about 6.5 tons and wa..
The BBC Hunts For Internet Trolls (Feb 8, 2012 22:16)
What happens when the BBC tracks down an Internet troll? Pure hilarity. Now trolling is never nice,..
Google Clarifies Screenwise Program (Feb 8, 2012 22:14)
This morning we brought you news of Google’s Screenwise program. Participants in Screenwise install..
Klarna Execs Pinned With Alleged Molestation Charge (Feb 8, 2012 22:11)
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Prop 8, Google Maps, and Louis Vuitton Condoms (Feb 8, 2012 22:06)
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and pr..
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